top 10 phone moments

1. Caller: “May I speak with Mr.Robert Chan please?”
   Secretary: “He’s not here, I’m afraid.”
   Caller: “Why are you afraid?”
   Secretary: (pause) “Because he’s not here?”
   
2. Friend: “Hello, is Tina there?”
   Japanese Boss: “She is present in the office, but absent on her desk right now.”
   
3. Beth called her boyfriend’s house.
   Beth: “Hello, si Tonton?”
   Girl: “Sino ‘to?”
   Friend: “Si Tintin. Eh ito, sino ‘to?”
   Girl: “Si Tantan.”
   
4. Caller: “Puwede kay Anna?”
   Person: “Walang Anna dito.”
   Caller: “Ay…alam mo ba number niya?”
   
5. I was calling my friend angel but I wasn’t sure of her number.
   Me: “Meron po bang nakatirang angel diyan?”
   Woman: “Walang nakatirang angel dito! Puro demonyo tao dito!”
   
6. Someone called the office and said: “Nandiyan ba si Gab?”
   I said, “Wala.”
   Then the guy said: “Alam ko, nandito siya sa bahay eh. Naka-leave!”
   
7. When I answered a phone call in the office, a kid suddenly sang “Don’t matter if they see us together, but it don’t matter now…” I then replied: “Coz I got you!”
   
8. A friend called his driver and said, “Manong, pasundo ako sa Ice Monster.” The driver answered, “Okey, saan ba ang bahay niya?
   
9. Caller: nandyan po ba si Andrea?
   Person: wala pong Andrea dito, anong number po ba ang dinial ninyo?
   Caller: *nagbigay ng number*
   Person: “Right number, pero wrong number.”
   
10. Alem called up a friend and their maid answered.
    Alem: “Nandiyan po ba si Susan?”
    Maid: “Nandito.”
    Me: “Pwede po ba siyang makausap?”
    Maid: “Pwede.”
    Me: “Uhm…pwede mo siyang tawagin?”
    Maid: “Pwede din…”

(bwahahah!)