TOP METAPHORS

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The Top Metaphors

1.

Ampalaya supreme - Men are like circus monkeys - damitan mo man, UNGGOY pa rin.

2.

Veraesc - A hug is like a boomerang, you get it back right away.

3.

Spongebob - A person is like a light. Light travels faster than sounds, that’s why someone appears bright until they open their mouth.

4.

Raymond D. - Ang asawa, habang bata, parang sabaw. Mas masarap habang mainit. Pero pag tumanda na, parang de lata, bubuksan mo na lang pag talagang wala ka nang makain.

5.

Shining - Men are like bank machines; once they withdraw, they lose interest /

Men are like vacations; they never seem to be long enough.

6.

BIGGIE - Being broken-hearted is like having a broken rib. On the outside, it looks like there’s nothing wrong…but every breath hurts.

7.

Phambotsdad - Success is like a bus ride during rush hour; you want to get there fast, but the problem is, same as millions of other people.

8.

TReiz - My mind is a Nautilus; beautiful, structured, spiraling, compartmentalized and sadly, full of air.

9.

Dox - Smiles are like band-aids; they cover up the pain but inside, it still hurts.

10.

No name - Marriage is like a fortress under seige; those outside fight so hard to get in, while those inside fight so hard to get out.

11.

Paperjam Buster - Love is like a roll of tissue paper, you only realize its worth when you get to the last piece & see that most of it was wasted on shit.

12.

Gerry - Ang buhay parang bola. Nagsisimula sa letrang "B".

13.

Chammy - Love is like waiting for a train…in a bus stop. You’ll never find one.

14.

Simpleng Mataray - Success is like masturbation. Only your own hand can let you achieve it.

15.

No name - The heart is like a puzzle; someone’s supposed to mess it up first…so someone else could fix it again.

16.

Archangel - (written by a student in an essay) "Her hair glistened in the rain, like nose hair after a sneeze."

17.

No name - Families are like fudge…mostly sweet with a few nuts.

18.

Lexigirl - Life is like a rock…it’s hard.

19.

Tazme - Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it, but don’t swallow it.

20.

Mary Ann - Men are like stockings; they run when you need them the most.

21.

ICE_WOLF - My heart is like an apartment. People settle in, but eventually they move out, having found some other place they’d rather call home.

22.

Nicole - I am just like one great movie. The problem is, no matter how great the movie may be, after the show, everybody leaves.

23.

Marian - HAPPINESS is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the warmth.

24.

Fearless - Keeping a grudge is like drinking poison, and expecting your enemies to die.

25.

Loipogi - Sometimes, poop that was flushed is like McArthur; it shall return.

26.

No name - Life is like Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo…it’s short.

27.

Mickhaille - T-backs are like barbwires. They pr0tect something without obstructing the view.

28.

Tazme0317 - Women are like the police. They can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want a confession.

29.

BIGGIE - Friends are like buttcheeks. Shit separates them but they always come back together.

30.

Erolski - Ang jeepney parang titi…kung san masikip, dun sumisiksik.